Doctor Evan:
Around 2007, still reeling from the break up with Marshall, I went to visit a friend, Callie, in D.C. We had been driving to the suburbs to visit her family and making our way around leaf peeping. We were going to spend one more night in the city before I headed back down south. We started the night like any other. Casually at a bar not looking for anything but some time together. Being two attractive girls in their late 20’s, we had men approaching us. They kept saying they were doctors from out of town. We obviously didn’t believe them. I tried this tactic later and everyone believed I was a doctor, so we just went with it. We spent the better part of the evening with a particular group of doctors. One of which was VERY cute. Kinda goofy and clearly had no idea just how adorable he was. We bar hopped, sang karaoke, I introduced them to the mind eraser, we laughed and kissed and at the end of the night, without even asking, he got in the cab with us. I had exactly ZERO problem with this. We went back to our SHARED hotel room (Sorry Callie). She fell asleep fast and with earplugs in. We had a very fun night and next morning. He had to go catch a train and we played a quick game of “let’s plan on making the trip across the country to see each other again”. He left, reluctantly, and I fell back asleep only to wake up an hour after my plane had taken off. In hindsight, I should’ve made the effort, at least once. We exchanged a few calls and texts over the following 6 months, but nothing came of it. When I think of him, which isn’t a lot, but it does happen, I think of him fondly. And not just because he had one of the smoothest moves I’ve ever seen. We woke up and he was the big spoon, he reached around and intertwined our fingers on his outer arm and on the one I was lying on, while kissing my neck (I melt) he pulled on my arm in such a way that I spun quickly and ended up on top of him. I couldn’t help but giggle loudly, which was when Callie went and took a veeeeeerrrrrryyyyy long shower. That led to some of the best morning sex I’ve ever had.